Anonymous asked: That makes me want to check into your hotel something fierce.
I just love it when good looking late 20’s guys come into the hotel and they are total just teddy bear types, and they are the sweetest fucking guys ever, but there’s like a glint in their eye, and you can tell once they hit the bedroom they are just total freaks.
do you ever feel like there’s barely anyone in your city that listens to the same music you do but when you go to a concert you’re just like “where the fuck have you all been”
The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.